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wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.
by AndersSN December 17, 2008
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blue nose

Supporters of the mighty Everton Football Club.
One year the club actually manufactured plastic blue noses which was famously worn by big Duncan Ferguson.
Rivals to the team across Stanley Park, Liverpool, who's fans are often known as Kopites and travel mainly from Scandanavia and Holland to watch the match.
Blue Noses (plural) are widley accepted as one of the most loyal fan bases in the world supporting their beloved club through good and bad, although saddly more often the bad!
Lad1 - Oy, mate are you a kopite?

Lad2 - Am I fuck you prick, I'm a blue nose.

Lad1 - Same here mate, should have known from your scouse accent.

Lad2 - sound mate, kopites are gobshites!
by Dowelly May 7, 2007
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Nose

The very noticeable feature in the center of a person's face that enables one to have the sense of smell. When a person has a cold or allergies, this sloping facial structure usually gets the worst of it. Noses come in various shapes and sizes, some big or small, others fat or long and skinny.
I find girls with long noses to be attractive.
by The Midwestrn Soldier March 24, 2005
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nose bags

One of the 'Flood' that appear in the game Halo. The big ones with no eyes that explode and have them little spider-y things fly out of them (aka bogeys)
you: what the hell is that?
me: a nose bag

you: I was totally pwned by that nose bag earlier

you: those nose bags are so funny!

me: the only reason I play on Halo is to pwn them mofo nose bags!!
by Ashlme February 5, 2008
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Nose Dive

1. Inhaling a joint or spliff with one of your nostrils and exhaling with your mouth.
2. That thing Charlie Sheen did in his tweet video when he went officially crazy in 2011.
Allie: Here hit this, but do a Nose Dive.
Cassie: Holy shit, that is so crazy.
Allie: That was a huge hit too.
Cassie: Yeah I didn't realize how big it was. And now I'm super high.

"Did you see Charlie Sheen's nose dive in that video?"
by Cassomophone July 13, 2011
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skid nose jew

This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
by driver_im8 August 8, 2009
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Noesblead

Another word for 'nosebleed'.
Person 1: "That potato is so damn hot!"

You: "*noesblead*"
by Orplie November 30, 2010
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