nipple-naked

when not fully naked and only wearing boxers. When you are butt-naked everyone can see your butt but when you are Nipple-naked people can only see your nipples and not your junk.

Brick: Dood im wearing nothing but my boxers and playing world of warcraft running RFK.
Samedi: Me too bro. Were nipple-naked. i love you. no homo.

by Samedi January 12, 2008

nipple

A term in which you call your friend when they are acting in a ridiculous manner that is inbetween a dick and a vagina

Bart, you're being a nipple.

by Fifty Shits of Grey May 17, 2015

Gooby Nipple

The Gooby Nipple is the little end of the banana that most people don't eat. The Gooby Nipple is located at the opposite end of the banana of the stem.

The best way to peel a banana is to pinch the opposite end as the stem to create a split, then peel it by pulling the two sides of the split in opposite directions. This will however, usually result in the banana retaining it's gooby nipple, so don't forget to pinch that sucker off before you devour your phallic fruit.

by Ercy25 October 30, 2009

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 11, 2003

nipple stickers

flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don't want to wear a bra but don't care for "nippy" weather....some varieties, although not nearly as "discrett" include "pasties" heart shaped and glow in the dark options.

"Ever since I started wearing my pasties, no one calls me Nippleonia anymore....get your pasties now! I like the blue hands!"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

c3po nipple twister

A C3PO nipple twister is when your blowing a robot and it orgasms so hard that it's chest starts twisting rapidly until it creates a black hole. You then proceed to get sucked into the black hole and live an eternity listening to Allstar with a robot dick in your mouth

Robot: fuck I think I'm about to have a C3PO nipple twister RUN

by Fartfard Connecticut November 15, 2018

nipple spiders

The unappealing collection of ugly hair strands which shroud the obsolete male nipple

She slid her hand across his manly chest and recoiled in horror as she was confronted by his unsightly nipple spiders

by Michael & Roberta May 16, 2006