I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
Get the Fag-a-muffin mug.A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
by Juke McKones May 29, 2011
Get the The Muffin Man mug.During intercourse, when a woman defecates on a man's scrotum after anal sex; Therefore turning his testicles into a feces flavored snack.
by Allen Schmidt August 2, 2004
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its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies
by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009
Get the Muffin Pup mug.n. muffin shaped penis, which at full erection is hard as wood or "lumber". (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a "Denny's lumber jack slam" with the combination of a muffin.
first example: girl say's to sexual partner "ow! i can't fit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
2nd example: "dude... i ate at Denny's and had a muffin it took me 30min. to shit that lumber muffin."
by J3z December 14, 2010
Get the lumber muffin mug.It is similar to a stud muffin, but he/she also is at every party you go to. You will see them for sure at every party, also can be called a partyholic or party rocker.
by Vanja Mehmedovic July 12, 2010
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