fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart December 24, 2008

tuff muff

A woman's vagina that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.

A vagina that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making sexual desire impossible.

Never to be confused with a "muff tuft."

"I was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once I got her panties off I immediately realized she had a tuff muff. It was horrible! It was all I could do just get out of there!"
"Good thing you weren't on home court!"
"No doubt!! I wouldn't have fucked her with a rented dick! There may have been some dingleberries involved, too! I'm not sure. She was a total freck south of the border."
"Too bad. So did you just go home and wank, or what?"
"Oh, the night wasn't a total loss. After she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad."
"Sweet!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010

power muff

and it's just....bush basically,like.....they don't do anything, just leave all the hair that grows there ....das the power muff

Damn... I had to eat a gorilla salad last night...girl had a damn power muff.

by Theodore Hernandez November 9, 2005

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009

Disco Muff

When a girl has such a hairy vagine, you'd swear your taking a trip back in time to the 70's.

The point where you can't see her vagina is a disco muff.

by Mike DesRock December 9, 2008

man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Sup Muff?

Sup Muff? is a phrase that can be used in a variety of ways. It can be used to express pleasure, pain, confusion, elation, sadness, and a wide range of emotions. The phrase is typical among High School students in the south east Pennsylvania and Central New Jersey area.

Examples:

1) JMIRA: Sup Muff? What's up?
2) DR: Oh! Sup Muff! Oh! Shit!
3) SCHAFLE: SUP MUFF!!! FUCK

by Mike Canavan May 10, 2006