Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

microgenre

(art) A very small and specialized genre.

Chillwave is definitely microgenre!

by mcg00 January 19, 2023

microwave memes

Memes that are usually never funny even the first time people make them and used solely for the purpose of being made over and over 'till people are sick of hearing them, like putting cold food on a microwave, hence the "microwave" part. First told in a lyric by Kendrick Lamar's song N95 where he said the word to express the staleness and cheapness of reused social media memes

"Take off them fabricated streams and them microwave memes, it's a real world outside (Take that shit off)"

by UrbanInItsMostUrban March 14, 2023

Microwave Mic

Someone's mic that sounds like a microwave.

guy 1: joins discord vc with a Microwave Mic
guy 2: yo who has a microwave on in the vc.
guy 3: idk man but someone has a Microwave Mic

by anonymous September 30, 2023

exploding microphone

when a girl gives a guy head and she takes the dick out of her mouth to talk and he busts right in her face.

I gave that girl one hell of an exploding microphone.

by dale April 28, 2004

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

air microphone

The invisible microphone often used when singing along with much emotion at the top of your voice to your favourite songs. Often accompanied by a bed or table as a stage. Similar to an air guitar.

When No Air came on the radio I knew I only had 16 seconds to find my air microphone.

by GenieA August 16, 2010