dale's definitions

Hurt

a person, object, place, etc. that is most likely ugly or extremely unattractive or in the case of an object or place is dilapidated (ie. lacking funds to improve)

Your school is hurt!
That guy is hurt.

by Dale April 20, 2004

dirty leprechaun

when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad

what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene

by dale April 28, 2004

poop au jus

The water-like substance that provides lubrication for stools, also known as bile. Sometimes this substance can be omitted during flatulence causing irremovealble stains on undergarments.

Betty strained herself when passing gas, as she was shocked to find poop au jus in her panties.

by Dale January 27, 2008

fruit-flavored butthole

The taste of numerous fruit-flavored drinks and and wine coolers on the market. Ex: Zima and Fanta (every flavor). If you use this term, you will be asked, "How you you know what fruit-flavored butthole tastes like?" How you answer that one is up to you dude.

Tastes like fruit-flavored butthole!

by Dale February 24, 2003

Gromit

someone with a dangerous addiction to the online game "RuneScape", using the disguise of the famous dog Gromit.

"1 4m gr0m17 7h3 1337 h4x0r"

by dale April 11, 2005

deez nuts

have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........

deez nuts to trick a female

by dale January 6, 2004

mah

A sound of frustration, surprise, or any sudden emotion. An exclaimation. Can also mean that you don't care about what is happening or being said. Showing a lack of interest. Similar to 'meh'

"MAH!" ~scared or surprised, even excited in a certain situation

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS &^%%&$# PIECE OF &^%$ COMPUTER!!!" ~anger

"...mah" ~in response to a statement you could care less about. (can also be said meh)

by Dale January 16, 2005