I carefully lift the snake from its carrier; it hisses gently but soon quiets. As it is milked of its poison, strange shapes emerge before its eyes, produced by the toxic vapours it inhales, as we are fuelled by our own human intoxicities. When it is milked completely it allows itself to be put back into its bag, seemingly passive but always ready to strike.
"Hey man were you milking the snake last night?"
"Yeah, that was some scary shit in the dark"
"Amazing art though man"

milking the snake by The L Team April 9, 2008

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making love

1. A term intended to romanticize one of the most primal acts human beings can engage in.

2. What repressed middle class people call fucking. Second only to 'making whoopee' in cringe-inducing idiocy.

Person A: So my wife and I were making love last night...

Person B: Making love? Oh...you mean fucking!

making love by luvs2kuf April 24, 2009

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data mining

When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.

I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/

data mining by tme February 25, 2004

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Making love to reality

The need to thrust your hips towards an imaginary figure of air while giving everyone seductive eyes and a curling of the upper lip.

The night was going great, especially when Jorge clenched his fists and began making love to reality on the dance floor.

Making love to reality by swaysnicks December 18, 2009

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