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Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
“Hey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.”
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
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Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals
I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today
by Michaelpapercompany July 22, 2023
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Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.
Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
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Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.
In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.
by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023
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standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.
I gave him a standing meal last night
by Gos67 September 12, 2023
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Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.
by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023
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