Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

Raw mattress

Mattress without any sheets or blankets.

Why are you sleeping on a raw mattress?

Look at this truck driver, he is sleeping on a raw mattress.

by Teacher C March 24, 2019

garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

Jacob Masters

A gay boy :)

Jacob masters, didn’t he hide his Minecraft cats in the wall?

by sarahpacito December 10, 2019

Jacob masters is a Fag

He just fucking is

Jacob masters is a Fag like fuck him

by Oooowoooooo December 15, 2019

marshall mathers

when you eat dick likes it corn on the cob

is that doyle yeah, he loves marshall mathers

by Timothy m mendes January 15, 2020