An inadvertent mis-rendering of the saying "making a mountain out of a molehill" - enlarging an issue beyond its merits or needs - which unintentionally and charmingly accentuates the disparity.
"So what? You lent me your car to go grocery shopping. For whatever, an hour, and I brought it back! It was not three weeks later! Sixteen days is much closer to two weeks. You are so totally making a mountain out of a molehole".
by Monkey's Dad June 13, 2021
Get the Mountain out of a Moleholemug. The prince of the Mountain Dew addicts :D
by Ms.Chiznet June 16, 2009
Get the Mountain Dew Princemug. Dáin II Ironfoot
After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.
by justaman June 5, 2017
Get the king under the mountainmug. Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023
Get the Green mountain fudgesiclemug. the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed November 9, 2012
Get the African Mountain Climbingmug. When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
by scatman247 March 4, 2014
Get the montana mountain applemug. When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
by CommieTrex March 6, 2022
Get the Mountain Bear Trapmug.