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Food Monger

A person who constantly asks for food and "bites" due to the persons lack of money and malnutrition. This person also does not eat a lot at home, because her parents are poor which results into her family having an empty fridge... This person also spars with her boyfriend and ultimately loses.
Rhea: Can I have a bite of your breakfast bagel?
Everyone: Fuck no you Food Monger! Go spar your boyfriend!
by Jaymond Company June 3, 2008
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Manterrupting

A neologism used by some feminists to refer to men interrupting women, often in meetings.

Usage asserts that men are biologically hardwired to interrupt women for reasons of sexism.
"I was talking about how the patriarchy pays me less for equal work when my misogynist coworker stated manterrupting me and mansplaining his anti-feminist bullshit!"
by TronaldDumpf September 30, 2016
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Cokie Monster

Person who snorts all availble blow in one night.
Yesterday I asked Perry Henke where my blow was. He said "I snorted it all". I said "Perry, you fucking cokie monster.
by Roxy April 26, 2003
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Purple Monster

1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
by chavi December 28, 2005
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Monster Energy

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.
by Wiener Drizzling August 5, 2019
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Vagina Monster

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.
-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."
by PolaroidBear September 30, 2010
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