A torsoless midget is one who was born with normal legs and arms and a very large penis while having half an upper body (torso) He is loved by all and very popular witht he ladies. and usally fucks fat hoes.
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Mister Bigglesworth is a midge. Amy has a midge.
by Onetothenuts November 15, 2012
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Get the Midgit-legs Mcgee mug.Definition of 'midgey':
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
a midget
just a weirder name
Definition of 'midge':
a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.
Combining both definitions...
Midgey midge: A short wierd cuddly individual
Usually migrates north occasionally when the time is right.
Usually lives in the south of England.
Sometimes dresses in red depending on the time of year.
Can often have terrible body odour.
The daughter of the Lesbian Ruth.
On the way to Pam's house...
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
Deepthroat V: "We've lost someone in the bushes again. They might get caught by the police!"
Shaniqua: "Fuck the po po. Run dawg."
Tyrone: "Don't worry, it's only MIDGEY MIDGE..she'll find us soon!"
Pubehead: "Oh I found her... she was stuck in the pubes on my head!"
by Cessticles December 15, 2009
Get the midgey midge mug.n: The word Midge is derived from midget. This slander is to indicate that the person bestowed the title (1) is of short stature and
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.
The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"
(2) is weak or helpless
(3) possibly an individual who is a disturbance, hinderance or enjoys complaining.
The Midge may also be very adept at manipulations.
The classic Midge may be characterized by Margaret from "Dennis the Menace"
"My little sister is a real midge. She's always whining for help..."
"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"
"That kid that kept crying was being a %#@*ing midge!"
by Bon Jabb April 24, 2006
Get the Midge mug.Midgetalia (n): a normal sized man with an unfortunately tiny genital area, otherwise known as the testicles/dick area.
Midgetalia (n): a midget's dick.
Midgetalia (n): a midget's dick.
I'm sure you'll find lots of midgetalia in the men's locker room.
In Austin Powers Goldmember, Mini-Me whipped out his midgetalia. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple.
In Austin Powers Goldmember, Mini-Me whipped out his midgetalia. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple.
by buster709 July 21, 2010
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