BEYOND BEING A material gworl
We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.
SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.
SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!
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"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf
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Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating
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Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
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jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
jerry: what’s that?
tom: cheryl fucked 2 different dudes back to back. both came in her and 2 eggs got fertilized. they’re twins with different dads, so they’re maternal twins
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