Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps

Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!

by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020

Knob

Knob (nob) ; small bowldering ball like handle usually on a door but could also be a growth on a plant or human body part.

He is a knob (nob), everyone has had a turn.

by Civilized Layer July 5, 2020

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Twiddley Knob

Noun: See do-dad, Whactamalcallit, thing-a-ma-jigger, etc...
Verb: To do nothing important

Jeff stop your Twiddley Knobbing and hand me that there Twiddley Knob!

by Billy Pulse July 2, 2012

Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.

"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"

by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012

Turnin knobs

exploring all opportunities to their fullest;going all out;not being scared to examine all possibilities..

to rush a situation thereby maximizing the potential of a fun evening(usually used in party or club scenarios)

origin:Lia and gwong at hawaiian brians Go Jimmy Go concert 9/6/13

person 1: "You're not going to actually try that are you?"

person 2 "screw it ..I'm turnin knobs boo..imma go for it!"

by gwong September 7, 2013

slob a knob

Sucking d**k

Girl she slob a knob and the dude said it was bad

by ChristinaSmith November 27, 2013