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chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.
Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"
by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010
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Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.
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circle jerking

when guys say they are "playing poker", the cover for circle jerking
by you know May 13, 2005
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jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.
"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald
by brach512 June 15, 2016
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jerk officer

A minor member of the Bush Administration (either one).
Chad: Hey, Dick!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Yes, Chad?

Chad: Your dad is a jerk officer!

Dick Cheney, Jr: Shut up. (Shoots Chad in face)
by cl0wnmonkey August 29, 2007
mugGet the jerk officermug.

Jerk

A wanker, that you sing; fucking jerk too.
Usually found behind the bar; with greesy hair and dirty fingernails.
Jerk get me beer.
Okay.

Youu can pay you fucking Jerk!
by Alelle May 2, 2009
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Circle Jerk

what you dont want to be a part of...unless your gay...then maybe you might want the blindfold & cookie
damn.you were in some circle jerk last night...dont touch me god damn it
by alix minstor December 17, 2003
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