Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.
She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.
by Dean Modified October 2, 2014
Get the Holy Trumpetmug. by Nuts N. Bolts July 11, 2018
Get the Holy Trinitymug. When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010
Get the Holy Loadmug. my two fav words in the English language
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person
can be used when dealing with something that gets you shook, ranging from a random pop quiz to a highly attractive person
sally: "bro did u finish last month's homework"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"
rick:"lol no one does homework tho "
sally:"yea but I heard lee's gonna take it up this time"
rick"HOLY SHIZ BRO WE'RE ALL GONNA FAIL HIS CLASS OMFG"
sally:"ik but he cant take it up when no one in class did it you know "
rick:"ok true true"
by whatislifeman September 8, 2017
Get the HOLY SHIZmug. by waynes world from no mans land September 23, 2011
Get the holy crapazoidmug. Holy penis is the definition for a cock that's so nice just one glimpse will make any girl panties fall, and make any guy cum instantly
by HolyOfAllHollyPenis December 29, 2020
Get the Holy penismug. by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019
Get the Holy cowmug.