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shit happens

When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.
News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.

World: Well I guess bad shit happens.
by bishbashbosh February 11, 2009
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Trigger Happy T.V.

An excellent television show that bears no relation to the MTV show Jackass because is consists practical jokes acted out in public, as opposed to physical stunts.
Hey, you know that show Trigger Happy T.V.?
Yes, and it sure isnt anything like Jackass!
by Cui-Wer August 23, 2006
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These things happen

usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens and it is what it is. This expression, though, implies that the action that caused the saying of the phrase was so hopelessly terrible to the speaker, that him/her don't have anything to say, and use it as a means of justifying the terrible event.
1: Damn, I just lost my kids in a court case.

2. These things happen.
by Alfons Richter April 3, 2008
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I haz a happy

Deeply inconsequential happiness which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, occurs in their life.
I haz a happy! I got paid today!
by Morden July 1, 2008
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happy slap

where twat townies come up to a person and slap them whilst one of their mates record it on a cam fone
There is, however, a reversal but u gotta get your timin right (u can see wen its gonna happen cos a chav will be walkin fairly quickly to you and close by someone will have a fone out aimin roughly in ur direction. when he brings his hand up hes vulnerable, and then you slap him, AS HARD AS POSSIBLE!!! then run off give em the finger if you want just to add effect
(3 times out of four ive pulled this one)
some chav tried to happy slap me
really
yeah but i got him first
by schmuckman February 23, 2005
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happy donkey

happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass
lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!
by Ayiak January 2, 2008
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Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number
by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006
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