Back hander lander

When you purposely run the back of your hand across a female's breast or buttocks while passing by (or reaching to grab something else). Works best in bars and crowded country concerts.

"I am going to back hander lander so many broads tonight"

by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012

poopy door handle

Pooping in a bag or some sort of transporting device then proceeding to find a park car, rub the poop on one or all of the door handles then watch as the driver/passangers get poop on their hands. Don't leave until you see the whole situation unfold. They may not realize it's poop at first. You can also use animal poopy if your not up to pooping into something.

I got you with the poopy door handle. There is poop on your hands.

by 1TJM January 16, 2008

Go off the handle

Fly into a rage; lose control.

When a clumsy mother drops the roach I go off the handle on his ass.

by yarbuk May 3, 2012

Hoopz 'n' Handlez

The name started of in Graveney School Tooting, where many great playas noticed that they had some of the most phenomenal shots and handlez, this evolved to hoopz 'n' handelz which was lead by The Bam aka The Young 1 aka Jon Da Don. This team soon developed and more Graveney balas joined the cause, as it climbed the ranks to what it is today... The top London Basketball team out there featuring of course, The Bam, Da Hustla (me), Face, Soulja, Doctor, S.o.S, Masta Blasta, Tonkness 5000, Lurkz and many more...

Hoopz 'n' Handlez Reppin all you ballas acroos the world Ya hear?!!!

by Da Hustla September 17, 2005

handler

A insecure man usually nice looking and some what accomplished in his field of work.who controls and manipulate s women.

Jay is a real big handler he has Bree on lock down.

by SEXXINESS37 September 18, 2014

one hander

A woman or girl, not a chick (because chicks are hot), that scores below a 5 on the chick-hotness scale. Therefor can be counted on one hand.

Leanne is a one hander, even if she tries to slut it up she still can't muster the numbers to carry over to the second hand.

by waj_tastic November 15, 2010

Caught Red Handed

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"

Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.

by scrandel January 16, 2011