hookers

1. (plural) a group of mother monsters/the queen's monsters. (usually very naughty ones)

2. Hooker (singular) a crazy Monster

"whoa Gaga, did you see how crazy your hookers got last night?"

"I know! Their a blast!"

by gagas#1HOOKER August 22, 2011

hooker biscuit

a person too cute for their own good, yet delightfully slutty.

Jack: "Are you ready to go, hooker biscuit?"
Jill: "Who are you callin' a hooker?!"
Jack: "God, you're adorable."

by BettyBravo April 19, 2007

Hooker Hunting

The act of driving down Dort Hwy. or other areas populated with hookers in Flint and surrounding areas. When one gets a hooker's hopes up and then drives away.

Marie: "Hey, Rose do you want to go Hooker Hunting tonight?"

Rose: "Well of course I do, thanks for asking, Marie!"
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"Last night when we went Hooker Hunting we seen so many crack whores and their pimps!"

by HollyTheHooker January 23, 2009

sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Hooker

How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.

"Jeffrey lost everything due to a hooker and the fact that he left his cellphone on the hotel nightstand with his wifes number saved in it."

by Matt Celeste November 13, 2003

hooder

just a greasy broad who is a huge slut

guy 1: "man that JB is such a hooder"

guy 2: "dude i know! such a hooder"

by doug butabi90 June 25, 2009