crack a happy

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
by Keller Brewer March 27, 2008
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happy humping

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!
by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019
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Happy sauce

Weed, Mirjuana, pot
by Datniggha June 04, 2018
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happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
by chubbzilla January 13, 2016
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Happy Houring

The action of going to happy hour (bar, restaurant, etc.) with others in an attempt to get discounts on food or drinks from said establishment.
We went happy houring on Wednesday night and got cheap fries.
by brownbaglunch April 15, 2021
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happy tito

Is a guy who has sex with chickens as he peas all over the toilet
Mark looks like a happy Tito after visiting the zoo
by Boonshanka November 17, 2019
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happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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