Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 27, 2021

Grass

Verb
The act of throwing grass at oneself

"Now get out of here before I grass you!" He said while chasing the intruder.

by izuru_kamukura April 3, 2021

Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

Grass

Grass, a plant organism that grows from the ground which 50% of the children of earth hasn't touched yet due to being too young, or is too addicted to Fortnite and would rather look at Non-existent women instead.

*Over text*
Jimmy: Hey we have to make a project about grass.

Billy: Wtf is that shit.

by Sleepy_Joe69 May 25, 2021

grass

An alternative for swag or dope. Can be a seasonal adjective, preferably used in the summertime. However, it can still be applied year round.

Sally: “I got new car!”
You(assuming you are swaggy enough to use the word grass): “That’s grass.”

by swagm@ster06 May 28, 2021