Goobersmurf

A playful term used to describe someone who acts silly, goofy, or lighthearted in a fun and carefree way

“I’m trying not to laugh but they keep on acting like a goobersmurf”

by slouis15 September 8, 2025

Goober

A goofy ass Edgelord who does NOTHING for society but just spreads hate online or a lazy person who lacks IQ

you got a F in PE!?!? Fucking fat ass goober

by THIST October 19, 2025

Goobert

a fucking goobert

“you built like a fuckass goobert”

by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025

goobertization

the act of befriending a Goobertizer, and becoming a downright goober. Heavily linked to increases in sillyness and tomfoolery. May cause death.

Person 1: "Dude, I don't know, this Goobertizer seems like a pretty cool guy."
Person 2: "Yeah, you know what? I AGREE! Let us undergo goobertization!!!"
Person 1: "Yayyy!!!"

by The Goobertizer January 17, 2026

Gooder

A word for when something is really good.

That food taste way gooder than what my mom cooks.

by Mercedes69 January 24, 2026

Call Gooder

A term used to confuse people and play a practical joke on them. When using the term one is suppose to convince the other person to either look it up or, preferably, ask someone who will look at them funny and as foolish. Most often used as a fake sports term.

Justin: "Mandy, you're a call gooder."
Mandy: "What's a call gooder?"
Justin: "Wait a minute! You coach and ref basketball and you don't know what a call gooder is?!?! Wow. You must be a "die hard" basketball junkie!" <<sarcasm>>
Mandy: "What is it?"
Justin: "I can't believe this. Your dad coaches basketball too, ask him!"

by JR STEELE January 24, 2007

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007