Gooning Day

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.

"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"

by psa1msss January 13, 2025

Gooning material

The stuff u watch or look at to masterbaite to

I want to touch myself but I have no gooning material 😞

by Lover girl 💗 May 24, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Hungarian flicker gooning

A version of flicker when you touch the tip of your penis with Viktor Orban while eating goulash soup full of smegma in the heart of Hungary, Budapest. Only lvl 50 sigma parlaiment participants can achive this type of flicker gooning. This type of gooning is a basically a struggle in order to resurrect our lord and saviour, Miklós Horthy.

"Lajos went to a class trip to the hungarian parlaiment.

He's gonna probably try to experience Hungarian flicker gooning."

by SzigmákosTészta69 April 11, 2025

Pedo-Gooning

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.

I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.

by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023