worlds greatest crane man 

The one man on the planet that is the beat on every type of hoisting device

John COMPTON is the worlds greatest crane man

worlds greatest crane man by the hooist August 18, 2012

Rim Greaper 

The act in which an individual smokes a cigarette/joint/cigar by huffing it through the asshole.

"Hey bro why you sitting so funny?"

"My girlfriend made me try the Rim Greaper."
"Ouch"

Rim Greaper by Forbidden Irish Hoodie September 27, 2018

A Greasy Knob 

When a man/woman with a large nose uses it in a very sexual way, particularly shoving it up someone butthole, or vagina.

Louis: Hey Jonob! Give me A GREASY KNOB!
Jonob: No I'm busy!

A Greasy Knob by PETEYG223 January 21, 2021

the greatest hide and seek player in the world 

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

the greatest hide and seek player in the world by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm December 15, 2022

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass by vkwagz June 14, 2017

greasy pierre 

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

greasy pierre by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004

greatest high

when a gay ass vampire steals your grandpas blood.

DIO: What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break out into song! One hundred years ago, I obtained immortality. But I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful as I do now! Joestar blood suits me well! This is the greatest high!

greatest high by diegobrandosimp October 6, 2020