couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 27, 2006

fat girl fucker

one who only has sex with fat girls

my friend aaron brunson is a fat girl fucker because he only sleeps with fat girls

by james brown January 20, 2005

fuckeration

A purely sexual variation on the word 'seperation' or the words "Kevin Bacon" used almost exlusively in the "six degrees of" sense. Most often used to describe the invariably high number of people that you have indirectly fucked when you use the 'six degrees of seperation' in a sexual context.

Scott: I can't believe that I just fucked that chick...she is such a whore!

Mandy: Yah, I wouldn't want to play six degrees of fuckeration with her....!

by Scott Harkness June 21, 2006

fuckering

1. n. The process of dealing with a person, place, or thing in such a way as a total fucker would.

2. v. present tense. Treating an item as a total fucker would.

1. Well, somebody gave that thing a severe fuckering.

2. Sorry, I can't make it to the game tonight, fellas. The mechanic's not done fuckering my car yet.

by tpb July 25, 2003

Fucker

One who bums around all day smokes weed,plays zelda, cuts there to a wannabe guido even though they are jewish. They tend to leave there true friends for a group of low lives that failed everything and now need to skateboard, because they couldn't make it into any other sports... A fucker is really unpredictable and if you're not one of them it will be nearly impossible to understand there state of mind.

Paul: hey man whats Lukes problem lately, he's been ditching us alll the time

Danny: I don't know man I can never understand that Fucker.

by the phosphorus August 6, 2011

shit-fucker

noun:

What you call an adult, child, or animal when they're being a smartass or acting up

Kid: I'm not cleaning my room!
Parent: Fuck yes you are, you dirty little shit-fucker!!

To Dog: Give me back my sock you fucking shit-fucker!

To Wife: Stop talking back shit-fucker!

by calavera1945 February 5, 2010

gutter slut brother fucker

just the same as a gutter slut but one who will have a threesome with her boy friend and his brother

That gutter slut brother fucker stole my keys , pissed my seat, and wrinkled my randy travis poster.

by jasonstatins November 22, 2009