Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

by megabrain12345 February 24, 2017

Faster Faster Zap Zap

During sexual intercourse, when you are allowed back door entry, is the anal sex in which you make quick, but feisty, hits with the tip.

The male cow was herding the female cow with his prod, using his Faster Faster Zap Zap skills! That cow had back door entry, and fun anal sex!

by BattleHawk_15 April 16, 2017

Father

One who upholds, one who sires, one who offers blessing and protection. Be it his Will.

Father of Joshua the conquerer. Bestower of simple wise Guidance.

Father or Mercy in the shadow of death.

Fathers, but I have been a Lone. I will call in the form of a mountain bike ride to the house is drawn up and down to say that I am going back home now.

by Smooshy Turnips May 16, 2017

Father fucker

Someone who fucks father's.

You are such a father fucker

by Spazzthealpha February 15, 2018

Father Fetish

Physical attraction towards father or father like figures.

She had a father fetish for the Priest.

by Ah-2-Bah June 5, 2018

farternize

To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.

While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Father’s Day

The one day a year the father is actually honored by his family and given a 24 hour pass to relax and not dole out money to his ungrateful kids or spend his entire weekend with a list of chores from his wife.

“Honey, I need you to clean out the garage after you mow the lawn. Oh wait, it’s Father’s Day, isn’t it? You can do those chores next weekend along with other ones I’ll have added to your list.

by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021