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california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them
Fuck, I got hit by a california driver
by zuhazana August 6, 2016
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Bad Drivers

People who either cluelessly or knowingly cannot drive properly. Female bad drivers tend to cluelessly do a bad job, while male bad drivers tend to drive poorly because they're assholes and don't care about others. Bad drivers kill many innocent people every day. Some countries, like the US, Russia, and China are infested with bad drivers, while other places like Europe, India, Africa, Latin America etc tend to have better drivers.

95% of car accidents have their roots from bad drivers. Many people needlessly die, including bad drivers themselves. So next time you honk at someone who runs a stop sign and almost hits you, don't feel too bad, because maybe next time they do it there will be a kid on a bike instead of you there.
Bad Drivers are perhaps society's most common annoyance.
by jack209 August 24, 2020
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Brongus Drive

A hellish place full of mentally ill people and/or idiots who have never felt the warmth of a woman.

hell itself
“hey, have you heard of Brongus Drive? it’s pretty cool except for this one member, Sloop. That member sucks ass
by sloop_ December 17, 2020
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drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.
*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults
by asdfsa September 9, 2006
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Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.
Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.
by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008
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A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022
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Mini Van Driver

yo your mom is a mini van driver, wicked vaginal
by monski315 September 24, 2005
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