i ) A half erect penis.
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
ii) Something that is useless
iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't
iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon
Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
Dave : Yes, but only $2,000
Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes
Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.
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It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
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2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.
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