cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

Let it cook

To give time to let something get better, or to possible potential

“Bro this show is ass”

“hold on just let it cook”

by shopmimi November 18, 2023

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 23, 2024

someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Cook Girl

A weirdo kid who tries to be a funny. She calls her friends' buffoons and always fake cries. She is also a really good cook. And has a father Tim Cook the CEO of apple. She also NEVER plays Roblox with Souza BOYYYYYYY.

Cook Girl is at it again Yall.

She's always acting like a Cook Girl.

by Cook Girl October 10, 2021

cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

Cook

Elaborate an explication or a theory that may seem far-fetch but really interesting.

Use in the form "let them cook" it means to leave someone space to explain their thoughts.

"A : Anakin was the chosen one and filled his duty by restoring balance to the force : no more jedis than siths.

B : hollup, let them cook".

"A gives an insane and lenghty explanation about the reason why the Golden Trio is actually a representation of each Hogwarts Houses

B : Wow A you cooked !"

by hawwa'h May 30, 2024