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Crotch Pot Cookin' 

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.
It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!
Crotch Pot Cookin' by Jon (943) August 2, 2008
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pint of cooking 

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'
pint of cooking by karientoch March 15, 2019

Moon Rabbit Cookie 

THE BEST FUCKING COOKIE IN OVENBREAK I LOVE HER SO MUCH
person 1 : i hate moon rabbit cookie
person 2 : we're no longer friends 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eat’n Park smiley cookies 

Eat’n Park smiley cookies - Pennsylvania signature cookie Made fresh daily in their bakery, and hand iced. Each one is an original!

The Smiley Cookie was first produced by Warner's Bakery, a small bakery in Titusville, Pennsylvania. It was trademarked in 1987. The Smiley Cookie became so popular that it was added to the logo of Eat'n Park.

The Smiley cookie is a trademarked cookie that is distributed by the Eat'n Park Corporation of Homestead, Pennsylvania through their restaurants and online business, smileycookie.com. The signature Smiley Cookie was adapted from a cookie an employee enjoyed as a child.
Eat’n Park smiley cookies

Smiley is more than a cookie; he’s a life-sized representation of Eat’n Park’s commitment to making people smile. And we’re committed to bringing smiles to our guests and neighbors both inside and outside of our restaurants.

Where will Smiley and his Cookie Cruiser be next?

cookie monster 

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)
My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.
cookie monster by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010

Cookie Crusher 

Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.
Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!
Cookie Crusher by T Rod August 27, 2004