condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

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Group-condom

A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends

a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom

by sturmsey June 23, 2021

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A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.

by brodean3 March 24, 2024

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The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it

by cocksuker2000 March 21, 2021

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you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.

Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids

by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019

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A man who hordes condoms and names them by the box. After used, he sucks the sweat out of the condom and stores them as a collection.

Ronnie: What a fucking idiot John is, Joey.
Joey: Yeah, he's definitely a condom quencher.

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A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! March 20, 2016

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