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Condom

Is this French or something
So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French
by riplacapone August 18, 2016
mugGet the Condommug.

condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023
mugGet the condom piratemug.

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti in a condommug.
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024
mugGet the how much cum can a condom holdmug.

the slippery condom

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.

And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.

I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
Have you seen joe's new car? You mean 'the slippery condom?'
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019
mugGet the the slippery condommug.

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Condom on his dick but he can't do the trickmug.

sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom
Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
mugGet the sexy condommug.

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