by riplacapone August 18, 2016

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.
No niggas using this in a sentence
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.
by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024

Much like a condom, immature humans will be splattered on the inside.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
by burgundyyyy December 8, 2019

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by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
