A Brady Bunch Christmas is when you take your children to spend Christmas with the children of your boyfriend/girlfriend.
I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas
by Liberation Theology December 22, 2019
Get the Brady Bunch Christmasmug. A large-breasted Bond girl from the movie "The World Is Not Enough." One of many Bond girls to have a double-entrendre name.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
She is a nuclear physicist, even though she often dresses like a streetwalker.
By the end of the film, she is bedded by Bond.
Played by Denise Richards.
Bond: I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Is that a Christmas joke?
Bond: Not from where I'm standing.
by GoldSix-shooter June 2, 2008
Get the Dr. Christmas Jonesmug. When someone decorates a house for Christmas and puts 1000 too many decorations on their front lawn. It literally looks like someone ate 2000+ Christmas decorations the night before and had Severe Diarrhea on their small front lawn the next morning.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
The symptoms for this is: 5-7 blow up, Reindeer, Santa's, or Snowmen. A Manger scene with 4-6 extra sheep from previous manger scene sets. White, colored or even blue lights on every inch of the house. Plastic Santa's sleighs with Reindeer on the roof. Plastic snowman's, Elf, Santa Faces, etc.
Holy Crap!! Look at that house!!! There are so many decorations on their front lawn they have to be sick with CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA.
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
Last week I took Spot for a walk and saw my neighbor squatting on his front lawn moaning, cause he had severe CHRISTMAS DECORATION DIARRHEA!
by Amanda Diarrhea December 13, 2009
Get the Christmas Decoration Diarrheamug. JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.
The "Christmas Tree Passage",
3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.
4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.
4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.
by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009
Get the Christmas Tree Passagemug. When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.
I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.
by Scott 8/29 January 10, 2009
Get the Christmas Eve Syndromemug. When you celebrate an event before knowing it's final outcome. Often applied in sports, video games, and gambling, etc.
The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
The idea behind the phrase is that children often tend to open their presents before 25th.
Kon: Guys! I think the Lakers are going to win in 4 this year!
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!
after championship where Lakers won in 5.
Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.
Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
Edgar: Definitely! Let's go drink some beer to celebrate!
after championship where Lakers won in 5.
Shyam: You guys fell for the Early Christmas Fallacy.
Next time just wait until they win before celebrating guys.
by lolja GUYS tell'em July 31, 2009
Get the Early Christmas Fallacymug. Kayla : Hey Jake wanna a blowjob!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
Kiersten : Well since Kiersten's not around I guess!
Kayla : O wow your cock's Bigger Than Christmas!
Jake : Yeah I guess I'm blessed!
Kayla : MMMM! MMMM! MMMMM!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my man's dick before I rip you an asshole Bigger Than Christmas!
Steve : Wow Jake your penis is Bigger Than Christmas! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
by SlopNChop August 21, 2017
Get the Bigger Than Christmasmug.