Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

cat enthusiast

A person who loves cats, but doesn't necessarily own one.

Sterling loves cats, but doesn't own one because he has a lemur for a pet. He is a cat enthusiast.

by conwaystern February 6, 2018

Cat Coin

Cat Coin is a game where you basically take the coin, and whether you have a dick or a pussy, you shove it in the "coin slot" of your butthole (for males), or vagina. Whoever can fit the most Cat Coins in their butthole/pussy wins. Also, after every Cat Coin the player inserting the coin must say "Cat Coin!"

"Noah, I don't want to play Cat Coin anymore."
"Shut up bitch, we're playing Cat Coin."

by bammz March 17, 2021

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017