Hairless Cat

A breed of cat also known as the Sphnx cat. Requires an open heart due to its 'interesting' look. With barely any hair and very wrinkly skin, it looks like a naked mole rat with bat ears and feels like a warm peach when pet. Due to its lack of fur, it has a higher metabolism to regulate its body temperature. Upside: cat is very warm and makes a nice feet warmer. Downside: literally inhales food and poops 'like a boss.' A very good pet to have around Halloween! :)

Mojo was a very UGLY hairless cat:
Geez man, what is that thing?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or something that was involved in a horrible microwave accident.

Sophie was a very PRETTY hairless cat:
Aww! What is that adorable creature?
It is a hairless cat, I think. Either that or an ANGEL!!! :P

*Based on personal experience, the beauty of these cats is in the eye of the beholder.* <3

by iluvmybaldkitties November 8, 2011

cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009

Hood Cat

Hoodlums from the city of Fountain Valley.

Yo that nigga over there is from Fountain Valley he's probably a Hood Cat.

by master cat May 9, 2011

cat on crack

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.

"Hello cat on crack."

by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006

cat voice

a condescending cutesy voice that people use when conversing with their cat.

I didn't think I had a cat voice, until I got a cat: "heyy kitty-kitty, my baby, baby kitty, mmmmm helloo, yess, my bebbeee (etc)"

by annelise247 November 21, 2007

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

genuine cat

Great person

That Marc dude is a genuine cat.

by fooooooooooo December 6, 2018