SMP

Smash
My
Penis

Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.

Sure that's OK.

By the way, when do i get my SMP?

Oh, I'll give you that.

"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

cojones

Mmmm~ Cojones :D

"Cojones" is Better way of saying balls

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Women workers

The only place you will find women that are working was in the DDR.

Guys, our company is loosing money, I think we'll have to fire somebody...

OR... We can pay women workers half of what we guys earn.

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Feet

Feet🤤

"I like feet"

by Small_White_Quacker December 13, 2023

Mid

"Mid" is a word used for describing somthing as mediocre, but in these days calling something "mid" makes it feel like the worst thing ever.

Me: "Dude wanna see my minecraft house that i spend over 16 hours of grinding to build?"

Friend 1: "Mid"

Me: 😭

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

The n-word

White people use this word to make black people happy.

Next time you see a black person, make sure to yell "HEY, YOU STUPID N*****!" at them.

It makes them feel at ease.

I Often use the n-word in the hood. ~ordinary white guy

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023