cracky 

a crack smoker who blows crack smoke in your ear--------------SEE crackolla

your a crack head

cracky by nick May 5, 2003

Crank 

A computer controlled opponent in an video, computer, or arcade game.

Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.

Crank by james bow June 11, 2006

crank it up

To masturbate.

When I'm in the bathroom, I like to crank it up.

crank it up by Davidfreesefan23 February 20, 2015

crank that poop 

its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same

Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night

crank that poop by milesfiles January 4, 2008

Crank 

Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.

Pronunciation: crr-ang-c

Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day

Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?

Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl

The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do

Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!

Man 1: fuck off!

Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........

Crank by hi11m4n August 22, 2010

crank 

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

crank by chefsoski November 21, 2010

canky 

crankiness caused by having a canker sore

Stop being so canky.

canky by cankermonkey June 18, 2015