face clutter

To “clutter” the appearance of an empty face with accessories, hair, and interesting elements (e.g., glasses, bangs, jewellery)

“There’s something missing, maybe you could add some face clutter with glasses!”

by rhosierocks March 12, 2024

Anti-Clout

Anti-Clout is where someone is so desperate for clout, for internet fame that they will do anything for attention. They will act a fool, break societal norms, rules, or even laws often ending up in trouble with the police. OR worse, under arrest and doing jail time for sad attempts for a little bit of attention from the internet, which is fickle at best. So once you start down this path your stunts have to always get more outrageous to continue to draw watchers and the attention they so desperately crave.

Anti-Clout is much like Anti-Matter, as when Anti-Clout comes in contact with someone's desperation for Clout, it destroys it, much like Anti-Matter destroys Matter.

Man did you see how Seth chugged a beer infront of the cops for some clout, they arrested him, that is some serious Anti-Clout.

by GayRehabProject April 11, 2024

SSRI Clout

A deranged lunatic who is suffering from psychiatric side effects of suicidal and homicidal ideation; decides to go on a killing spree to gain infamy

Luigi really seemed to lose it after he became depressed. Despite being a millionaire himself; he decided to go after that rich CEO looking to rack up his SSRI Clout.

by FoslTheApostle December 21, 2024

Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.

I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆

by dgivista January 18, 2025

college clout

Stupid things high schoolers with overbearing parents do because it will "look good to colleges." Examples being stupid presentations on poster boards to big bureaucratic organizations, trying to pass stupid laws while still in high school, or anything else that these kids legitimately don't care about but only do it because mommy and daddy want them to go to Harvard.

Ani Chaglasian and Arin Parsa are looking for college clout. They are college clout chasers.

by crudmonkey February 13, 2025

Turd Clutter

Another word for your butthole

“He got dih up in his turd clutter”

by Zodiac Zach March 10, 2025

welcome to the clout

A phrase said after an individual joins the clout gang

Hey Jank your cool welcome to the clout

by bryanzb January 22, 2018