Chris Tanev

#8 for the Vancouver Canucks. he plays defence. he is very sexy and adorable. He is secretly in love with Eddie Lack of the Chicago wolves. #teamtack Eddie Lack often blames tanev for things on twitter. #blametanev

Anna: Who is your favourite player on the canucks?

Jill: Chris Tanev! he's so goodlooking!

Anna: Same! he is so good looking!

by tanevtown March 23, 2013

Chris Dimas

Below average Canadian chess specimen, with a current handicap of 888. Chris Dimas currently has a moderate to above average kill count with majority of the victims coming from tinder or bumble. Voted best boy in the world by his mother, Chris Dimas has achieved everything he has set his mind to except the kill on Rachel Martin.

Hey, look! It's Chris Dimas that cum dumpster! Open up Chris!

Hey, isn't that the beetlejuice guy?

by Chris Dimas March 25, 2019

Merry Chris

Merry Chris, is a beautiful and funny girl. Though she might be an introvert but that doesn't stop her from caring on people she loves. Even though she has trouble of expressing her feelings, she tries her best to show how she express in her own ways.

Merry Chris is from the word MERRY CHRISTMAS.

by merry chris November 23, 2021

Chris Wong

A placeholder from the EDB in the DSE for your identity.

Do not use your real name in answering any of the
questions. If names are provided in the question, you
must use those names. If no name is provided and you
still wish to use a name to identify yourself, then use
‘Chris Wong’. If you need to use names for other
characters in the composition not specified by the
question, you may use names such as Mary, Peter, Wai
Yee, Mr Smith, Ms Young, etc. You may lose marks if
you do not follow these instructions.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 14, 2022

Chris W

Watched Saiki K once now has 20 cosplays in his bedroom he also roleplays with his reflection

Look at that it’s Chris W he’s got a knife hide your wife

by 12thSoul May 12, 2021

Chris Maher

Cancer Chris has chest cancer!! It's looks like a shark fin. That's why he's so good at backstroke. There is a legend that he is gay but nobody knows because a dick a day keeps the gay away.

Boy: There's a shark in the water!!
Girl: No, it's just Chris Maher.

by IShankDeep November 20, 2018

Chris Rocked

Getting slapped on network TV by Will Smith

Greg: Damn, Will Smif chris rocked chris rock
James: DF, was that Venus' nipple
Greg: Holy shxt!!

by nbandyz March 27, 2022