chain chew

To chew gum constantly, so that at no moment is your mouth free of gum, similar to chain smoking. To chain chew properly, one must unwrap the new piece before spitting out the old one. Chain chewing is usually employed by gum addicts or simply to add some flavor to a dull day.

I chain chew my way through slow days, it really helps to pass the time.

by SkeetSkeet44 January 11, 2011

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011

chain-stream

To watch several episodes of a show in a row, using streaming over the internets.

Dude, I didn't get to bed until 4AM because I was chain-streaming "Orange is the New Black" on Netflix.

Sorry I can't meet you out, I've only got one day left to chain-stream Season 3 of "Downton Abbey" before Season 4 starts.

by Mental K September 12, 2013

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

chain-gum

To chew multiple pieces of gum back-to-back, replacing the old piece with a new one immediately as the old loses flavor.

I chain-gummed my way through that entire car-cup of Orbitz in a single afternoon!

by BenThePCGuy April 2, 2015

chain oiler

In a threesome.. When a guy is railing a chick doggie style, the second girls gets her face in between the pussy and the guys pelvis, licking and spitting on his cock as the other gets fucked.

This bitch was the chain Oiler last night in our threesome.

by Tinker4747 October 13, 2017

Chairing

1) The act of being in the seated position as if seated in a chair only without an actual chair. Usually an impossible kung fu maneuver seen in movies by expert martial artists.

2) The act when a girl is riding a guy top side, then shifts her feet forward and bounces as if getting up and down from a chair repeatedly. Typically, this speeds up the climax time for the guy, leading to less satisfaction by the female, unless the sex is horrible and she just wants it to end, then she can chair the guy and that would mean she is chairing him.

Person 1) Did you see Jackie Chan chairing in that scene?
Pereon 2) Nah, I was fingering your sister.

Example 2)

Lady 1) how was sex last night?
Lady 2) Terrible, i started chairing him just so he would finish

by Ken1plus2 April 5, 2018