cheap candy

When Jarkko Ruutu hits someone in a non-sporting fashion while playing ice hockey.

Jarkko caught Jagr in the boards with his head down and handed out some cheap candy.

by PensFanForever December 23, 2008

Cotten candy

Aouther term for the neden

Hay, cotten candy... Cotten candy dont get wet 'til you put it in your mouth

by Juggalo Grimm December 29, 2007

rock candy

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010

candy ass

The proper title for Eminem, the faggot-ass white rapper who attacks women and George Bush.

WTF, Eminem?! Are you named after a piece of candy; YOU MUST BE A FUCKIN CANDY ASS!

by Union Soldier February 27, 2005

the candy man

a man that goes to candy land usually anyones name that begins with "G"

Man 1: yo did you hear gage is the candy man?
Man 2: awww thats dirty who would do such a thing??
Man 1: him, lasky, erik.....
Man 2: HAHAHA ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

by jawnmaster3000000 February 15, 2011

bum candy

"Candy" of abysmally poor quality which The Poopsmith gives to oblivious trick or treaters such as Homestar Runner on Halloween. Definitely not equal to a million pounds of candy, especially if you're going for quality over quantity like Bubs is.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {sniffs the bag} {slightly angry} Hey, you're right! Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?

by JohnnyLurg August 18, 2011

pants candy

(derivation self explanatory) The female sexual organ.

Is pants candy a term that demeans women?

by Bill gronos June 29, 2006