The Magic School Bus 

A form of torture. That is specifically aimed toward children of young ages. Why? Because the teachers are too lazy to actually teach students on their own. Who is this Ms. Frizzle anyway? She doesn't have a PHD.

"Girl, that's a booty hole." -Keisha, a meme from the Magic School Bus

The Magic School Bus by Disco Gurl July 13, 2017

The smartest kid on the short bus 

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Built like a bus ticket

To describe someone that is thin, weedy or gangly build.

Man#1 - "That Peter Crouch is some height"
Man#2 - "Yea, but he's built like a bus ticket"

OR

Man#1 - "He's a lanky streak of piss isn't he!?"
Man#2 - "Aye he's built like a bus ticket"

Built like a bus ticket by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

riding the bus 

A synonym to being high. You can be extremely blazed, or not so much. "Riding the bus" is a good code sentence to talk about being high around people. Look up: "going to catch the bus" which means- to buy drugs.

Dude, I was riding the bus the other day and I thought I was flying!

riding the bus by lalalandhaha June 28, 2010

First Bus 

A UK public transport company who provide the worse public transport service in the known universe and treat their staff little better than slaves.

I wouldn't work for first bus if they tripled the pay. (which would still be fuck all)

First Bus by black flag June 3, 2004

short bus 

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

short bus by northendwhitetrash December 25, 2007

Trap Bus

A bus that only accepts Kidz Bop, Macklemore, Matt OX, Jake Paul, and bass boosted remixes of all above artists.

You aren't a trap bus unless you bumpin kids bob Macklemore

Trap Bus by Trap Bus 123 June 1, 2017