not the brightest tool in the shed

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015

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briggles

super rude, wanna-be fuckboy, douchebag, ugly.

"OMG! He asked you out? You can't say yes, he's such a briggles!"

by shxhsknxksmxndkdmx May 2, 2016

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Mr. Brightside

Hand-job.

I didn't want to have sex with him, so I just gave him a Mr. Brightside.

by J3L October 17, 2008

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Brighton

a queer who licks other mens ass holes and thinks he is good at getting the ladys but he is actually gay. he thinks he is hot shit and knows everything

a city in england

guy 1: look at that prick

guy 2: yeah he is such a Brighton

guy 1: we should kick his ass

by chadBfly April 6, 2011

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Brigading

Flexing so hard for absolutely no reason at all to the point where it’s annoying.

Man 1: Hey you see Carl’s new whip?

Man 2: Yeah, who hasn’t he posts it online everyday with some shitty caption.

Man 1: Yeah true he’s totally brigading.

by Bob man 6969 December 27, 2018

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