steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.

Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything

by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011

Floating Body

A floating body is when a Xanax bar is placed in any alcoholic beverage for consumption. Although the Xanax bar is widely used, any pill that gives the user euphoria is perfectly acceptable. The pill resembles a body floating in water. The same feeling is given to the user when he or she mixes alcohol with Xanax.

Dude I scored some Xanax bars the other day, so I had a couple beers and made them into a Floating Body.

by michaellondon April 4, 2015

Tornado body

When your shape resembles a tornado

"Damn, that girl got a tornado body!"

by Black sous October 9, 2016

free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

oatmeal body

Used to describe someone who is absurdly thicc, thicc like oatmeal. Synonymous with rethicculous.

Dang watching her walk by I had to stop and stare, she had that oatmeal body.

by DummyThiccBoi December 10, 2017