This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 01, 2024
when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024
After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 18, 2023
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
by itsjustAkira January 18, 2019
A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 03, 2018
When a girl sits down on the toilet to take a nasty shit and blows a guy while shitting her ass out.
by BieberHole6969 December 20, 2014