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Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝
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Explosive Blumpkin 

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter
She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.
Chilly Blumpkin by Loopdah March 27, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
Suicide Blumpkin by John Crump March 31, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique 

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

Busy Blumpkin 

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.
Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

Mongolian blumpkin fister 

When the giver puts their arms, legs, and head, up the receiver’s rectum and begins to rotate it violently fast until the receiver begins to fecalate and their feces gets spread all over their intestines

(Genghis Khan favorite sexual act (rumored))