A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose March 11, 2012
Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016
one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 03, 2017
when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 06, 2021
A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.
person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'
person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
by cheekydinosaur1234 January 30, 2011