beaver bumping

When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction

The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.

by Grandmaster J cast December 6, 2013

Beaver pungent

Heradic device, symbolising a lack of hygiene on the female line.

"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.

by George Vespe May 11, 2008

beaver dam

one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)

man, I wish I could live in beaver dam. sounds like a lot of fun.

by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018

Beaver run

When a girl rubs her come filled beaver across the bed before cleaning herself up..

And then she did the beaver run to the bathroom...

by Nutjob1974 December 16, 2015

Fog Beaver

A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.

John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?

Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.

by Mavericknotgoose July 25, 2012

Crack Beaver

Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time

Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"

by Colby McFarlane January 18, 2008

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.

person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'

by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011