One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.
by S4S April 9, 2010
Get the Satchel Bat mug.1) Something very crazy or wacky. Usually a noun, such as a person. A space bat is so whacked out you might think they are in space. That combined with being crazy (or 'batty') is significant and worthy of having its own word. Hence Space Bat.
2) A bat found in space. Space Bat's have an armoured body and can fire energy weapons from their faces. These types should be avoided at all costs as they are very scary and almost impossible to destroy with any weapons.
2) A bat found in space. Space Bat's have an armoured body and can fire energy weapons from their faces. These types should be avoided at all costs as they are very scary and almost impossible to destroy with any weapons.
1) Damn, Jimmy really is a Space Bat. Did you see that crazy stuff he did last night after drinking all that Absinth?
2) Captain we are being attacked by a flock of space bats. They are firing energy weapons from their faces and we can't seem to penetrate their body armour with our weapons.
2) Captain we are being attacked by a flock of space bats. They are firing energy weapons from their faces and we can't seem to penetrate their body armour with our weapons.
by dotoowam March 24, 2005
Get the space bat mug.Before you get to first base sexually. Includes (but is not limited to):
- kissing (with no tongue involved)
- Fondling with all clothes on (clothes must be between you and the fondler)
- kissing (with no tongue involved)
- Fondling with all clothes on (clothes must be between you and the fondler)
Guy 1: Dude, you still haven't made out with anyone? You have virgin lips?
Guy 2 (defensively): Hey, I've been Up-to-Bat!
Guy 2 (defensively): Hey, I've been Up-to-Bat!
by SavioroftheVirgins July 17, 2013
Get the Up-to-Bat mug.Student #1: "How'd your intramural soccer meet go last night?"
Student #2: "Well we were tied until I totes space batted that last goal in OT for the win."
Teacher: "I am so proud of you all for pulling a space bat on your last exam."
Student #2: "Well we were tied until I totes space batted that last goal in OT for the win."
Teacher: "I am so proud of you all for pulling a space bat on your last exam."
by JordAx March 27, 2009
Get the space bat mug.A typical ad-hominem insult devised by conservative media personae. Used to smear politicians, actors, singers, community leaders, philosophers and regular citizens who speak out against any injustice carried out by any member of either the Republican party or any other highly conservative power. Basically, if you don't tow the party line completely or if you question the judgement of the President or Republican leadership, you're a "moon bat," (completely insane.)
Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Clinton is a moon bat! Howard Dean is a moon bat!
Some historical moon bats: Plato, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, John Brown, Henry David Thoreau, Fredrick Douglas, Gandhi, Lincoln.
Some historical moon bats: Plato, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, John Brown, Henry David Thoreau, Fredrick Douglas, Gandhi, Lincoln.
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
Get the moon bat mug.The ultimate weapon when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. It can even be thrown like a tomohawk should your intended victim appear to be outrunning you. However, if there is a red taffic light nearby, simply smash the window of the first car, kill the guy inside it, drive up after the primary target, and while passing, swing the bat full-force at his head. A decapitation guaranteed
So you wanna be a hitman for fat Alfredo, skinny Lou? Awrighty, take out Stupid Gianni and Smelly Joe wit dis baseball bat
by Jonzo the Weasel January 22, 2006
Get the baseball bat mug.by Hilary December 2, 2003
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