Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation July 16, 2013

BiscuitDoughJones

1. Biscuitdoughjones is a hatchetface skank who has a nose like a pig. Biscuitdoughjones lives in Memphis. Biscuitdoughjones is an unemployed, untalented "makeup artist" who never works and has nothing better to do than sit and type on gossip blogs all day long. Biscuitdoughjones never went to college because she was too stupid and barely graduated from high school. Biscuitdoughjones' last name is BACON, for which she was mercilessly mocked as a child, teenager, and adult. It doesn't help that she has the round, chubby face and porcine features of a third-prize winning hog, either. Biscuitdoughjones sounds like a trailer trash hillbilly when she speaks. Biscuitdoughjones has a big black moustache that she shaves every week. Biscuitdoughjones is a slut when possible, but it's gotten harder for her since the weight gain.

2. Pock-marked midget

3. looks like Lily Taylor's ugly older sister

Person 1 - "I heard that Biscuitdoughjones has been committed three times and that she has to take five different pills every day just to stand being her."

Person 2 - "Well damn, can you blame her? I mean, look at her."

Person 3 - "I heard she has warts on her cooter."

Person 1 - "Hahaha..yeah."

by toodleloo May 9, 2008

biscuiting

(verb). to log onto a friends social networking profile, usually when they are afk, and make status updates and/or upload photos of them in various biscuitesque situations.

Whenever Jess leaves the office without logging off her facebook, Ty commences in the act of biscuiting by throwing up crazy pictures on her wall of her with biscuits or writing a biscuit poem on her wall, or something of that sort.

by ggjjtt April 28, 2010

spunky biscuit

A party game in which a group of men jerk off onto a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it.

Awe shucks, i've lot the game of spunky biscuit, and I have to eat it!

by samuel1234567 March 2, 2008

butt biscuit

I coined the term in my 1992 Fantagraphics comic of the same name. So back off slang stealers. It is named for an ass tampon made of toilet paper which looks like a biscuit when molded by the butt. It is not a name for a turd.

My ass is on fire from diarrhea, I need a Butt Biscuit.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" williams May 25, 2003

Burnt Biscuit

A mean phrase to call a very dark man or woman.

That Burnt Biscuit bitch is trying me, and she must not know who I am!

by ChocolateLola September 9, 2010

Nugget in a Biscuit

The best food in the universe. If you are not familiar with the amazing Nugget in a Biscuit, look it up on YouTube. You will agree it is amazing.
Also watch Safety Torch and I Can Swing My Sword.

Bob: What's your favorite food?

Jim: NUGGET IN A BISCUIT!!!!!!!

Bob: OMG! Me too :-)

by rainbowunicornsareawesome November 26, 2013