Alex Bacon Syndrome

This disease preys upon young, beautiful, intelligent, and funny women with a lot of charisma and energy. It seeks to sap all of the time and energy out of the infected individual. It accomplishes this by brainwashing the mind into believing it must be doing something at all times and never allowing the body to receive adequate rest. While brainwashed, the individual will not effectively have time to hang out with anyone else.

John: My hot friend never has time to hang out with me....
Frank: Don't worry man, you are awesome, she probably just has Alex Bacon Syndrome.

by Jawnsmith September 4, 2013

alex law

ditching your friends for a girl

oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys

by yiptrollman April 27, 2016

Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

Alex

Basically a kid with a huge dick and is very good looking. Gets all the women and will make u laugh

Omg I think a Alex walked by

I'm blushing and laughing

by Bags hdbejmzus April 10, 2017

alex do

An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.

I would hate to find out my friends an alex do

by Horse Love= real love April 15, 2017

alexander robert wan

A very special boy, everything bad being his fault

Alexander Robert Wan , that was your fault

by The ninky nonk February 8, 2018

Alex

Alex is a charming boy.He’s really loving,caring,sweet,generous and anything that’s thoughtful.Alex tells you the truth and will keep it real with you.He has a perfect personality with a golden heart.When you meet Alex you’ll instantly fall in love with him.Alex may sometimes be a bitch but he’ll feel bad for being that way. Alex is athletic and out going.Alex will become your lover or your bestfriend because of how great he is.He likes to be deadass funny and when you feel down he’ll always try to make you laugh and feel happy.Alex brings good things into your life and he’ll always be rare so keep him for as long as you can.

Person 1-Alex is so perfect
Person 2-I know he helps me when I’m having a bad day
Person 1-Alex is such a blessing

by Sauzy.J May 21, 2018