Alberta wallet

The space between your scrotum and inner thigh

Oh man, i dont have any cash, oh wait, I got a 20 in my alberta wallet

by Derrrrrrz September 1, 2025

albert einstein from temu

me

i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

Alera

An Alera is a beautiful being. She’s gorgeous and kind and she’s almost like a goddess. Scratch that she is a goddess. She’s so freaking smart. She’s adorable and loves books. She has these eyes that’ll drive you nuts with their beauty. She’s a great friend and a great person. She’s got a backbone and an opinion and she’s not afraid to stand behind it. She loves to joke. Especially inappropriately. She has a dark humour but such a pretty soul. If something’s wrong. She figures it out and helps you with it. She always respects boundaries and she’s never afraid to tell you. She’s affectionate and sweet. You’d be the luckiest person alive to meet her. If you catch one, don’t ever let her go. You could basically rob a bank with her. She’s down for anything and is the type of person who helps an old woman cross the road. She’s so perfect and I personally am glad to be one of her best friends.

Person 1: wow, did you see that?! What is that entity? It’s so beautiful!!
Person 2: YEAH THATS AN ALERA. SHES SO SMART AND PRETTY LOOK AT HER!

by Aaaâàbê è àíì paáñçáķěê :D September 20, 2025

albert county liquor pig

short (ACLP)
A hillbilly who drinks too much beer and beats his wife in the middle of the woods in albert county new Brunswick

Did you see Ricky last night?
No

He drank a hole 24 he is totally an albert county liquor pig

by glenn swagmire October 8, 2025

Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation

In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer

Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100

by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025

Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013