almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

almost

Close to be doing it.

Until I was close to 10, without an almost, I couldn’t take off my undies!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

Almped

A boy from ages 11 to 16 sexually touching everything to make a flesh light.

Alex almped the dog when every one was asleep

by George town June 21, 2020

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

Almondly

A taste of over powering almonds

Sandra’s va jay jay taste almondly

by Almondly October 22, 2020

Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Alma

A person who laughs everytime they cry, get mad, or get scared

An Alma will also say

"pee or poo?"

Today Alma said "pee or poo?

by VinVinegar October 3, 2020